Eddie's Jokes

Frank's neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet. The problem
was hair in the ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she
should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a
month. The lady went to the drug store and got some 'Nair' hair remover.

At the register the pharmacist told her, 'If you're going to use this under your arms don't use
deodorant for a few days. The lady said, 'I'm not using it under my arms.

The pharmacist said... 'If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days. The
lady said, 'I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.
The pharmacist said, 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.'