Eddie's Jokes

A young man called Ronan from Montenotte in Cork wanted to buy a birthday present for his
new girlfriend.They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Kinsale.
Ronan consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good
quality gloves would strike the right note not too romantic and not too personal.

Off he went with his sister to the ladies dept at Debenhams in Patrick St. and they selected a
dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of sexy knickers for
herself at the same time. Debenhams had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up
the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ronan unknowingly got the knickers. Good old
Ronan sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter.

Dear Sasha, I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out
in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with
buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove). These are a very delicate
shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the
past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and she
looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that
they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since
she began wearing them. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt
many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take
them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp
from wearing. Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I
hope you will wear them for me on our next date. All my love, Ronan.

P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur
showing