Eddie's Jokes

A One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe
and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises their hand. The teacher says "See it's
long neck? What animal has a long neck?"

Sally holds up her hand and asks "Is it a giraffe?" "Very good Sally," the teacher replies. Next
she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up their hands. "See the
stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?"

Billy holds up his hand and says "It's a zebra." "Very good Billy," the teacher replies. Next
she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized the animal. "See the big
antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?" Still no one guesses. "Let me give
you another hint, it's something your mother calls your father."

Johnny shouts out "I know what it is, it's a horny bastard